Texts From Marlinspike Hall

{Picture Description: Haddock looking at a sheet of paper. Tintin is in the background with a “?” speech bubble over his head.}

(615): The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy

{Picture Description: Captain Haddock looking angrily at Tintin}

(440): I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.

{Picture description: Captain Haddock carrying Tintin on his back in a desert}

(207): Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.

{Picture description: Tintin with his eyes closed holding his dog Snowy}

(407): Me and my dog bond so much when im high.

{Picture Description: Abdullah holding a toy gun, surrounded by flaming car wreckage.}

(401): His threats seemed pretty legit for a six year old.